The politically correct sign should read,
"Mentally Challenged" Trucks Crossing
During the Gulf War the films Arachnophobia and Navy Seals were playing.
This theatre in Boston, Mass. (now closed) had some fun with their marquee.
This is the strangest pizza topping I have ever heard of.
You don't find signs like this one in America.
We like to pretend our water is safe and clean.
This sign in northern Mass. warns travelers
about nuclear reactor in southern, N.H.
Watch out, learning approaching at 40 miles per hour.
Ken Dumas, email@example.com.